Category Archives: I’m so ashamed.

Epic Moments in Parenting, Vol. 1

Sunday afternoon, Clark declared that he would like a cupcake. That sounded like a delicious idea to us, so we headed downtown to Hello Cupcake and had a lovely time eating our yummy treats, with cold milk and coffee. We … Continue reading

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Swings

Firstly, a yoga report. It was an interesting afternoon. I ended up leaving my house a little too late, so I had to run to get there on time. As I jogged toward the studio, yoga mat in one hand … Continue reading

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Oops.

Just when I think I have nothing to blog about besides baby stuff, I go and do something stoopid and amusing that of course must be shared with the internets. Yesterday, whilst curling my eyelashes, I had some kind of … Continue reading

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This is what blogs are for.

I just had to go to a meeting in another building on campus on the 5th floor. When I got into the elevator, alone, I was immediately assaulted by a horrible stench. I looked all around for the steaming pile … Continue reading

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Proof I am very, very old.

A recent trip to the mall *shudder* resulted in the following observations, all proof that I am indeed ancient and most definitely no longer cool. I saw the following footwear for sale. I couldn’t believe it! I rubbed my eyes … Continue reading

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Yes, I did.

The only way to deal with something embarrassing, I’ve found, is to just get it over with and tell the whole internets. Last night, I …oh I can’t do it! Last night, I. Fell asleep. During Ocean’s 13. Really. With … Continue reading

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Private Bathroom Behavior

I wanna talk about private bathroom behavior. Nothing gross, just stuff you do when you’re alone. You know what I mean? Usually these things are only for your home potty. In public, you do your business and get out, all … Continue reading

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Beyonce, BE GONE!

I’m sorry, but there will be no blog post today as there is nothing inside my brain but Irreplaceable on constant loop. I know I’m a couple of weeks behind the curve here, but to the left, to the left … Continue reading

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OK, maybe not the most PC of nicknames, but you should see his bumper stickers.

Me: I’m fairly certain that at some point while I was asking the Racist Cripple* if I could mow his curb grass, I used the phrase, “I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.” SB: Oh no. You didn’t! Me: … Continue reading

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Roll Call

I wanted to figure out all the bells and whistles and remove unsightly things like “edit this” before I dove in to posting again, but I’ll just have to work it out as I go. I’ve got posts a pilin’ … Continue reading

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