It’s Friday night, SB’s at a show, Clark’s asleep upstairs, and my laptop is bookended by a beer and a baby monitor. The evening stretches deliciously before me. I have all the time I wish for internet activities, which NEVER happens in my life anymore. Huzzah!
Anyway, I’m feeling rambly. There are a few topics I’d like to address, none of which seem worthy of individual posts. Here goes.
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The other night whilst watching LOST on abc.com [aside to abc.com: you suck. you know where you can shove your 'click to continue'] SB and I were forced to repeatedly view a commercial for this product:
[Aside to advertisers on abc.com: having to watch your annoying purple waterslide, minty-face-making commercial 12 times makes me NOT want to buy your product.] We decided that purple definitely doesn’t clean. Right? Green cleans. Blue cleans, for sure. But purple? Purple is bullshit. What do you think?
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You know times are bad when the local funeral home holds an open house and papers the neighborhood.
Really. Coffee and Tea will be served!
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In news of the boy, he is giggling. GIGGLING. There’s got to be no better sound in the whole world than your baby giggling. Incidentally, there’s nothing I won’t do, nothing too ridiculous, to tease out one of these giggles. I’m currently sporting a crick in my neck from earlier, when he thought it was funny when I head banged my hair in his face.
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Just because:

the giggle is God’s gift to parents for all the hard work
I think I will eat him for lunch. I have never ever seen a cuter baby -and that mouth. oh, he is beautiful.
Such a great photo!! Mr. Personality! We are also appreciating here how sweet and adorable they look when sleeping, which is another way to prevent us from strangling them after a day of fit-pitching and epic battles over EVERYTHING.
lovely photo..xoxo
Love this post! Clark is just so beautiful and adorable and I just want to squeeze him. The giggling is amazing, isn’t it. I think my hubby lived for that moment. Still does a little bit maybe. And, I love the flyer. How about those smiling face images at the bottom. So happy!
Purple things say: “Don’t ingest me!” Except for eggplant (you skin it) or Easter eggs (you peel them), I was raise to *avoid* purple foods… unless they contain enough sugar to make up for the poison-suggesting hue (see jellybeans, frosting, and blackberry ice cream).
And ditto: Click-to-Continues are the ANTI-advertisement.
Hope you enjoyed your playtime on the Internets!
hliv: Amen.
amy: No! YOUR baby is cuter!
peaches: You mean they just don’t keep getting easier?
dahli: Thanks, love.
Noreen: I know, right? WHAT THE HELL?
emilie: You are so right about purple.