Poor Clark has to endure a lot of his parent’s “creativity” when it comes to songs. Especially where jammies are concerned.

Frog Pajamas, Frog Frog Pajamas, Hey!
Frog Pajamas, Frog Frog Pajamas, Ribbit.
Frog Pajamas, Frog Frog Pajamas, Hey!
Clark’s got Frog Pajamas. Ribbit.
Can you believe how LONG he is? Also, please note, that when he wears his jammies with a dog on them, he must suffer this song with “dog” and “woof” substituted appropriately.
Some of these little ditties include a safety message. Here is my favorite:
I’m careful with my baby on the stairs.
I’m careful with my baby on the stairs.
Not going to fall,
and injure us all.
I’m careful with my baby on the stairs.
Poor thing.

Please save me, internets. I deserve better.
Hey been thinking about you guys. Glad to see you’re keeping things fun around the house. I LOVE the “careful on the stairs” song! Hope the chiropractor is going great!
Umm. Yeah. I make up songs like that all the time and I don’t even have a child to sing them to. I sing them to my fiance and to dogs and to myself. So, yeah. I think that adorable little Clark probably loves them!
And he is so dang cute I just want to nom nom nom!
Very sweet.
I want to eat this baby for lunch. Beautiful….and that word simply doesn’t do him justice.
I love these! Here are some of my favorites:
Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your rattle, whoo
Shake your rattle, whoo
I could do that one for hours,
and this one
Anika Liv* is the best girl
Anika Liv is the best girl
Mahahmmy loves Anika
Mahahmmy loves Anika
*You can also substitute Saskia
Super pooper your a real mean guy
Why, oh why, d’you make my Saski cry.
She hates pooping so-oh-oh much,
that she cries and screams
and yells and stuff
Hey, hey set her free
super pooper stop picking on Saski.
Love you…p.s. when is your cruise…lets talk soon. We head to thailand in 9 days, 21 hours, 56 minutes and 3 seconds!
My first born got this song:
Mr. Matthew
take a bath you
stinky boy
stinky boy
You are wet and slimy
you are wet and slimy
To the bath
Right now bath.
And he grew up normal! Who would have guessed!
i instantly became a stair-counter as a mama, to ensure we wouldn’t fall. it was a prudent move, undoubtably.
Ooooo….I just want to kiss those cheeks! What a sweetie-kins!!
A favorite tune around here was, “Daddy’s Got No Milk, Whoa-ho-ho!” (sung to the tune of the reggae song, “Johnny Too Bad”). We still sing all the time to her. Of course, now that she’s verbal, she can interrupt and say, “Should Daddy stop doing that?” (Clearly a future Jeopardy star: she likes to phrase everything in the form of a question….)
Oh Click Mom reminded me of another….
Rub a dub dub
baby’s in the tub
I said a splish splish splash
baby’s in the bath
and repeat!
Aoife is a little older now and diaper changes have become a challenge. She must be distracted at all times in order to get her changes. I’ve been giving her a tube of Buttpaste and I sing:
The Buttpaste tube
The Buttpaste tube
Aoife can hold the Buttpaste tube.
Kelly T: He is still having his episodes, about once a day, but everything is MUCH better.
serror: I am afraid there si nothing left to nom. I have eaten him whole.
Chickadee:
Amy: Thanks, love. He likes to look at his peeps on the fridge and we point out Wyatt as one of his BFFs all the time.
hliv: Does the super pooper song got to Super Trouper by ABBA?
clickmom: Ha! Cute! I wish I could hear the tune.
janaya: I have gotten much more comfortable, but at first they felt so treacherous.
Peaches: Everything in the form of a question? HAHAHAHA! That’s awesome.
hliv: Oh! I remember that one.
Kelly T: I MUST hear this one.
Actually it’s sung to “Stupid Cupid”
I found myself singing “I’m careful with my baby on the stairs” today. I used the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it,” and wondered what it was set to originally!
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