Please explain this to me.
February 25, 2009 | Everybody's got one
Can you see what that is? Yes, indeed, it is flourescent hair dye for your pubes.
Are people doing this now? The display was next to the shampoos at my salon as if this is something that people do. If you look closely, this product is apparently an award winner.
I just don’t get it. Is it just for strippers? Who else has their pubes on display?
Are you all dying your pubes hot pink and I just don’t know it?
As if this all were not complicated enough, you can also buy stencils. You know, to make dyed shapes in your pubes.
I don’t understand, but I gotta say, I’m against it. I personally find the expectation of any kind of grooming down there offensive. All the rampant deforestation is one thing, but now we’re supposed to DYE it, too? And not even to match the drapes, but flourescents? With a bow tie?
I keep thinking this can’t be real. But there it is.
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February 26th, 2009 at 7:06 am, hliv Says:
OMG!
February 26th, 2009 at 11:12 am, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:
Let’s pretend for a second I had the time and or money and or energy to dye my pubic hair neon green.
I still wouldn’t.
It suggests rot.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:17 am, Noreen Says:
No. Way.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:49 am, Camille Says:
At first I thought they were pantyhose. That’s what the packaging suggests. But then I started reading your post and looked at the packaging a little more carefully.
“WHAT?? EWWWW!!!”
Award winning? From who? Maybe I don’t want to know…
February 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm, dahli Says:
Oh Jenny! I use this stuff every other week in conjunction with dying my head hair. I do need the carpet to match the curtains after all. I do use the stencils, but I switch it up, (kind of like when you go tanning & you switch the shaped stickers up) currently I am sporting “$” because I am trying to make good money so we can buy a house, prior to that it was a heart for Valentine’s day…okay I’m one hundred percent making this up. I have seen this before and for a fleeting moment I considered it so that my carpet would match… But then I thought about how ridiculous that would be and the prospect of dye ending up in the wrong places..eeeh. Not to mention, who cares what color my hair is down there?
xo
February 26th, 2009 at 5:39 pm, rachel Says:
my wax lady sells this stuff and i gotta say, it creeps me out! those chemicals belong NOWHERE near my hoo-haw. Nyet.
February 26th, 2009 at 7:52 pm, tia Says:
uh yeah that’s just creepy
February 26th, 2009 at 9:49 pm, tacomachickadee Says:
Oh. My. Goodness.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:00 pm, Marguerite Says:
You know, I’m stressed out enough about being back in the dating scene and having to keep my legs shaved. This is a whole new level of inadequacy to deal with!?
February 26th, 2009 at 10:06 pm, Rona Says:
B O’H is visiting right now, and I’m reading this and CRACKING UP while he’s in the other room, and there’s no way in hell I’m going to tell him why!
And Dahli, you totally had me going, and boy was it uncomfortable!
February 26th, 2009 at 10:21 pm, Kelly T Says:
Lamont likes the Lucky Betty. It’s how he likes to “go green.”
February 27th, 2009 at 3:51 pm, Jenny Says:
hliv: Yes. I know.
Sarah: Right?
Noreen: So you haven’t heard of this either? I thought with how plugged in to the hip kids you are, you would have.
Camille: Independant Beauty? Sounds sketchy.
Dahli: You totally had me going. Only because I figure SOMEONE must be using this stuff.
Rachel: I am glad to see that someone else has seen it. I thought maybe it was a joke.
tia: Totes.
chickadee: Can you believe it?
Marguerite: Yes, I’m sure that men these days are used to this and will be shocked if they don’t find a hot pink peace sign in your pants.
Rona: I know! Me too!
Kelly: Of Course! Lamont is totally the type to be secretly dyeing his pubes.
February 27th, 2009 at 5:38 pm, Fee Says:
Forget me shaving and dying (oooo, creepy!)…I’m going to tell my hubby that I want HIM to do it!
March 4th, 2009 at 8:58 pm, Megan O Says:
Well I do have a little free time down here in DF…um, ew.
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 am, Brooke Says:
Oh my freaking goodness! That is hillarious. I think this has just replaced the Candie Necklace Thong as the perfect bachelorette party gift! If I can’t find them down here in P-Town, I will be making a trip up north!
BTW…I’ve been absent for a while, and have to tell you just how cute, Clark is! WoW! What a total cutie pie, heartmelter you have on your hands!
April 13th, 2009 at 12:54 pm, Kelly766 Says:
I had no idea this kindof product exsisted until i saw it on the tv show the doctors, for those who said they wouldnt put any chemcials down there, it has all natural ingredients so it is safe! I think its a cute and unique idea, i might do a red heart for next v-day!