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Monthly Archives: February 2009
One of those days…
Please enjoy the unbearable cuteness of the above picture for a moment before I tell you the story of my lame morning. As a side note, that onesie was the first thing I ever bought for Clark, when I was … Continue reading
Posted in Clark
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Please explain this to me.
Can you see what that is? Yes, indeed, it is flourescent hair dye for your pubes. Are people doing this now? The display was next to the shampoos at my salon as if this is something that people do. If … Continue reading
Posted in Everybody's got one
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Karp Schmarp
So, having no previous babies to compare Clark to, I thought his fussiness was normal baby fussiness. We could almost always talk him out of it, though sometimes the gymnastics required was exhausting. Then my mother-in-law came to visit and … Continue reading
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What was that, dear?
On Sunday night, my mom watched Clark and SB and I went out on a date. The plan was to see Slumdog Millionaire and go out for dinner, but of course, it took us longer than we thought to get … Continue reading
Posted in We Are Family
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Month Two
Dear Clark, You are two months old! We have kept you alive for 9 whole weeks. I think this means you will magically be easy in just a few weeks when you’ve finished your “fourth trimester,” as the books say. … Continue reading
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Magic Hour
I’ve been torturing other people’s children with my photography for years, but now that I finally have my own subject to torment whenever I like, I feel largely unsuccessful. It seems that at this point, the moments of good light, … Continue reading
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YIKES.
There are three things of note about the above picture. First, my dog is apparently designing nursing bras on the side. Second, HOLY SHIT. 36F? (my wee mother: “Jeez, Jen. I didn’t know they went that high.” Thankssomuch) Third, bras … Continue reading
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Baby Brain
The following conversation took place between myself and my friend Jess, who has a baby two weeks younger than Clark. Let it be noted that we are both formally very smart women. Clark had just produced a funny looking poo … Continue reading
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