Even fortune cookies are bossing him around.

My fortune: You will do well to concentrate on practical mattters this week.
Translation: Get shit done.
SB’s fortune: Now is the time for peace in your life. Go along with other’s ideas.
Translation: Do whatever she says.
Atlast, the universe has given in to what women have been saying from the beginning of time. What a guy and what a lesson to learn!
fantastic.