Hi there! I hate it when people blog about not blogging, so I shant bore you with that sort of post. Moving on!
You will be pleased to learn that my pretty pretty Prius is back to it’s beautiful self. No Obama sticker necessary. (Not yet, anyway, damnit.)
Guess what! SB received another free porno in the mail yesterday. It’s Finally 18 Eighteen, Volume 2. At a gathering of friends recently, we were talking about the mysterious unsolicited porn, and someone shed some possible light on the situation. He said he’d heard that they send out free stuff sometimes to random people so that they’re all shocked and surprised and go around talking about it at parties (and writing about it on their blogs) thus creating free advertising. Awesome. If they send us any more, I won’t tell you about it.
As long as I’m being random, join me in an intervention, should you know and love these folks. MELVERS: There was a devastating earthquake in the same country in which you live, your eldest child had a birthday, CAN WE GET A FREAKING UPDATE? Please? I’ve even given you a towpic, all Linda Richman-like.
Mary just pointed out to me that if they were really trying to get people to blog about free porn, they wouldn’t keep sending it to the same person … I’m now voting for some sort of computer glitch. Once Amazon sent me two copies of everything I ordered. Maybe there’s some computer glitch that is sending your SB the same DVDs another SB is ordering. So that other SB apparently loved Finally Eighteen 18 and now has ordered Volume 2, and thus it arrives on your doorstep as well as his.
Thanks for the updates. And yes! I need Melver-freakin’ updates too. I cry every time I listen to NPR lately.
Yes, devastating earthquakes and cyclones in our part of the world. Between Myanmar and China, 100′s of thousands dead in a period of 2 weeks, and millions affected by the losses. It is hard to wrap our little minds around. Please pray, send happy thoughts into the universe, whatever it is you do.
Anika did have a birthday. Adorable footage to come. Before you think anymore about kids this year we need to have a talk about the “terrible threes”.
Erik’s MS drama goes up tonight. EPIC, 10 number song and dance extravaganza with only 14 hours of rehearsal. I am sure that after the curtain goes down tonight, Erik’s stress level will reduce dramatically and the Blog content increase dramatically. It won’t be hard after our long lag.
We love everyone! Less than a month until the girls and I arrive!
Ha! That would be so wiley, sending it out for free publicity! Most of us in your reading audience might not be in their target audience, but perhaps a few people were going, “Finally Eighteen, huh? That sounds GREAT!”
OMG!!! Finally 18 TWO?? No way!! I have to go to the store RIGHT NOW and get it!
Erik: Interesting theory. This other dude is a dirty dirty bird! And thanks for properly siting the title.
chickadee: My shameless bullying was effective!
hliv: YAY! HELLO! Still no updates on the blog. Tsk tsk. I harly need them now though. You will be here in the flesh soon!
Swistle: I know, right? Gross.
Camille: You don’t know it was out? You are SO behind the titty times.
Two fresh: up now. Love it!
Thanks for the push start, Jenny!