Yesterday while at work, SB left me a message that went something like, “OH MY GOD! Call me back RIGHT AWAY. Oh my god. OH MY GOD!”
I couldn’t get through to him for a while, because he was on the phone with the bank. You see, he had just received a package in the mail that contained merchandise he did not order, and he was making sure we were not charged for it.
Behold:
Yes, that’s right, FOUR of them. (I’m trying not to say exactly what they are, to avoid pervy traffic) This is QUITE the mystery. SB was unable to find any weird charges on our account. They were sent in plastic wrapping with a printed label from the makers of these DVDs, but no invoice was enclosed.
We are totally stumped. Who would send him these? Who would think that was funny? Who has the money to waste on a bad joke?
Anyone who doesn’t actually know my husband might be thinking, ”Oh sure, that’s his story,” but that’s just not possible. They arrived while I was at work. I never would have known about them if he hadn’t called and left me that girly message.
So, help me out:
1) What the hell? Hypotheses? Theories?
2) What should we do with them?
You know the mailman thinks SB’s a perve now. Heh.
That’s a pretty expensive prank if someone did send them as a joke. Hmmm, I bet you could sell them for good money though but it really depends on your own morals I suppose.
Is it wrong to make money off a free porn?
Oh right, I forget to mention that there was a follow-up to that gift certificate …
Here’s a question. Why is that top video called “Girls Gone Wild, Finally Eighteen 18.” Is the “18″ for the people who can’t read the word “eighteen”? I’m with sizzle. Sell ‘em.
Perhaps there were 17 previous “Girls Gone Wild, Finally Eighteen” installments? It boggles the mind… Third vote for sell.
I don’t think it can be a prank—too expensive. A prankster might send ONE, but not FOUR. Four is unnecessary.
Probably a total screw-up somewhere–but where??? This is such a mystery!
I think I’d contact the makers and ask to have a prepaid shipping label so I could send them back. That way they’re gone.
I’m sorry but this is hilarious!!!! I can hear your SB’s voice leaving you that message. It makes me smile ear to ear. I wish Erik and I were there to have some laughs with you in person about this. I am sure he will comment himself. Give your SB a hug for me. TOO FUNNY!
Um…one vote for trash. I know it is not environmentally friendly, but puh-lease. Don’t make money on soft p-o-r-n.
I’d send three of them back and keep one for a future White Elephant gift exchange. But I’m weird like that… I’d save the “Finally Eighteen (18)” for a gift exchange, because that title cracks me up. Like, geez, I’ve been waiting forever for this video! Finally they’re Eighteen (18)!
Maybe they were meant for Brad Pitt and came to ya’ll instead? My sources (US Weekly) tell me he loves Girls Gone Wild. Which frankly just reinforces my long held belief that he’s secretly a scumbag.
sizzle: I’m afraid that it might be. I guess we could sell them and then donate the money!
Erik: Ha! Tha made me giggle.
Swistle: That’s a really good idea.
hliv: Right. I agree.
JR: Good call. And, really? Brad’s into the underage tit flashing? Sad.
You might try sitting down together and watching them over several evenings. They might have a cliff hanger story line or something that would be worth a blog later.
I only suggest this since everyone else seems really quick to sell something they’ve never even looked at.
Another thing you could try: just have them on your shelf next to all the books proudly displayed as if nothing is wrong or weird about you both having a set of GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEOS. If anyone asks, shrug it off as if you were talking about your PEANUTS CHRISTMAS COLLECTION: “Yeah, we love to pull those out every once in while and relive fond memories from childhood. That FINALLY 18 really moves me every time I see it.”
Have you guys gone prudish on me. For gawd sake, have a fun evening with a bottle of wine and watch em. Then sell em, or give them to the mailman, I bet he’s dying to see them.
e: both excellent suggestions. You know, as far as watching them goes, I’m just not into it. Not against all p*rn, but drunk stoopid girls flashing their tits at the camera is not really my bag.
judy: see above! You crack me up.
No, not prudes, it would just piss me off, more than anything else!
Not my bag either, and I know you guys aren’t prudes. Just wanted to wind you up a bit (as the Brits would say).
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