OK, maybe not the most PC of nicknames, but you should see his bumper stickers.
March 16, 2007 | I'm so ashamed.
Me: I’m fairly certain that at some point while I was asking the Racist Cripple* if I could mow his curb grass, I used the phrase, “I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.”
SB: Oh no. You didn’t!
Me: (wincing)
SB: Oh my god. That’s so bad. You have to blog about this**.
Me: I don’t think so.
SB: It’s so awful. You HAVE to.
* Neighborhood Character. No legs.
** It’s always nice to know that I have spousal support for telling embarrassing stories on the internets.
Posted by Jenny @ 9:18 am
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March 16th, 2007 at 12:46 pm, Jesse Says:
I wish you could see the drink spew on my monitor. Thanks a lot.
March 16th, 2007 at 3:04 pm, Erik Says:
How do you get all the cool art all over your site? Are you in dreamweaver?
Beautius maximus, baby!
I need to know the secret…
~Erik
March 16th, 2007 at 5:25 pm, beth c Says:
So a couple of weeks ago, we were in the throes of the final rehearsals before the performance of the middle school musical I directed, and to inspire the students in the chorus to stay involved in a scene where one of the characters embarrasses himself, I used the cliche of the scene being like a car wreck–you can’t look away. This was on the day that my musical director had returned from out of town. Where she had been staying in the hospital with her brother-in-law. Because he had been in an (eventually) fatal car wreck. Oh My God.
March 17th, 2007 at 2:33 pm, Sarah Reiman Says:
Jenny – you crack me up. I miss hangin out – email me sometime – sarahreiman@gmail.com
Have a great St. Patrick’s Day!
March 18th, 2007 at 9:52 pm, Jenny Says:
Jesse: Ha! I’m thrilled I was able to induce spewing.
Erik: Um…I’m not sure wht you mean. I paid a nice lady to make my site purty.
beth c: Oh dear. That’s equally horrible.
sarah: Hi friend! You travel so much! I would love to hang out when you are not busy galavanting in California!
March 19th, 2007 at 10:15 am, JayAre Says:
I would so do something like that. Hysterical!
March 19th, 2007 at 7:22 pm, Jenny Says:
JayAre: Thank you for your support in my ridiculousness, as always.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:26 pm, Zesty Enterprise » The Great Interview Experiment Says:
[...] That’s a hard one. I write about all my embarrassing things on the blog now. It diffuses them, somehow. Anything else embarrassing I can think of are highschool stories that were of course TRAGIC at the time but now, I’m like, meh. Here are a few I’ve written about here: Private Bathroom Behavior and an extremely poor choice of words. [...]