OK, maybe not the most PC of nicknames, but you should see his bumper stickers.

March 16, 2007 | I'm so ashamed.

Me: I’m fairly certain that at some point while I was asking the Racist Cripple* if I could mow his curb grass, I used the phrase, “I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.”

SB: Oh no. You didn’t!

Me: (wincing)

SB: Oh my god. That’s so bad. You have to blog about this**.

Me: I don’t think so.

SB: It’s so awful. You HAVE to. 

 

 

* Neighborhood Character. No legs.

** It’s always nice to know that I have spousal support for telling embarrassing stories on the internets. 

 

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8 Responses to “OK, maybe not the most PC of nicknames, but you should see his bumper stickers.”

  1. I wish you could see the drink spew on my monitor. Thanks a lot.

  2. How do you get all the cool art all over your site? Are you in dreamweaver?

    Beautius maximus, baby!

    I need to know the secret…
    ~Erik

  3. So a couple of weeks ago, we were in the throes of the final rehearsals before the performance of the middle school musical I directed, and to inspire the students in the chorus to stay involved in a scene where one of the characters embarrasses himself, I used the cliche of the scene being like a car wreck–you can’t look away. This was on the day that my musical director had returned from out of town. Where she had been staying in the hospital with her brother-in-law. Because he had been in an (eventually) fatal car wreck. Oh My God.

  4. Jenny – you crack me up. I miss hangin out – email me sometime – sarahreiman@gmail.com

    Have a great St. Patrick’s Day!

  5. Jesse: Ha! I’m thrilled I was able to induce spewing.

    Erik: Um…I’m not sure wht you mean. I paid a nice lady to make my site purty.

    beth c: Oh dear. That’s equally horrible.

    sarah: Hi friend! You travel so much! I would love to hang out when you are not busy galavanting in California! :)

  6. I would so do something like that. Hysterical!

  7. JayAre: Thank you for your support in my ridiculousness, as always.

  8. [...] That’s a hard one. I write about all my embarrassing things on the blog now. It diffuses them, somehow. Anything else embarrassing I can think of are highschool stories that were of course TRAGIC at the time but now, I’m like, meh.  Here are a few I’ve written about here: Private Bathroom Behavior and an extremely poor choice of words. [...]

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I'm Jenny. I'm in my 30's, I live in Tacoma, Wa, and I've been married to SB since we were children. We added baby Clark to the family in December of 08. This blog really has no point, it's just about me trying to live as zestily as possible while sharing observations and rants with you all. Speaking of which, you should start a blog. Blogging kicks ass.


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