You may have noticed I like to mock snooty catalogues. It’s so fun! You should try it. I’s a nice little activity when you know you can’t actually BUY anything from said catalogue.
This here is a cashmere covered hot water bottle found in the new Restoration Hardware.
This is a $15,000 couch, found in the same catalogue.
Now I ask you, what is a hot water bottle for? They’re for old drafty shacks. If Pa can’t be bothered to get up and stoke the fire, you take this here bag of hot water to bed with you so you don’t freeze to death in the middle of the night.
Do people who buy $15,000 couches also buy hot water bottles? Cashmere covered or no? Somehow I doubt it.
