I carry my camera with me everywhere so I have it whenever I see something shocking, like this:
“Personal Massager”
Originally uploaded by picture_ho.
All I can say is, yay for Walgreen’s! I’m glad that one’s needs for a “personal massager” can now be met while buying toothpaste or Pull-ups, apparently.
___________
Saturday morning, SB and I went to our favorite little cafe for coffee and Stranger reading. We are lazy gits, however, so “morning” to us was nearly noon. While we waited our turn, we observed a lady being totally bitchy to the poor barrista, and tantruming over the lack of bagels. SB and I noted loudly to ourselves that perhaps it is not unsusual for a cafe to be out of bagels at NOON and that probably the people who got here at 8:00 enjoyed bagels a plenty. I don’t think she heard us, though.
After handsomely tipping said abused barrista, we got settled with our coffees and papers. That is when my eyes fell upon the most hideous handbag I had ever seen hanging over the back of a nearby chair.
Yikes
Originally uploaded by picture_ho.
It belonged to the bitch. I’m not sure the picture even does it justice. In fact, it was SO UGLY that upon closer inspection, I’m thinking it’s probably Gucci or something and that she paid big for the privelage of carrying such a fugly bag. Anyway, I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but bad manners and hideous accessories went hand and hand at the cafe on Saturday.
__________
My Martha Porch
Originally uploaded by picture_ho.
Ooooh! I decorated my porch! So fun!
