Starting ‘em young
April 6, 2006 | Snooty Catalogue Mocking
SB and I were perusing the Pottery Barn Kids catalogue last night when we saw something very disturbing:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Baby’s first Tiki Bar? Here is where your kid pretends to make drinks and then he pretends to get drunk!? Can you believe they sell such a thing? What’s next, Baby Beer Bongs? My First Shot Glass?
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Speaking of tiki bars and parentally sponsored drinking, SB and I have been invited to spend a week in a condo on the beach in Florida by his Dad and his wife, Sandy. I am such a brat for wishing it was in Miami, but it is actually Daytona Beach. I am hoping there is atleast one or two non-Nascar themed tiki bars there. These are republicans from Indiana, so of course, Daytona is their ideal beach vacation. I could care less, though, really. Anywhere there is a beach and sparkly water and an umbrella drink is okay by me. I am willing to keep my liberal yapp shut for 7 days, I can only hope our generous hosts can do the same. (though, with the joyous news of Libby fingering Bush in the leak scandal, I may need to bring some duct tape. :doesliberalhahadanceofjoy )
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Susie: Are you going to the Tiki Bar later?
Sally: Yeah, I was thinking about it. That bartender is totally HOT.
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